| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #129 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #251 | Knob stuffed shells | 3 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #228 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #214 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #255 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #699 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #209 | limburger biker boots | 2 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #273 | mushroom pizza | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #309 | sausage pizza | 3 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |