| #14 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1,337 |
| #20 | 9-ball | 151 |
| #512 | Crimboween memo | 20 |
| #44 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 103 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #18 | ballroom blintz | 1,087 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #473 | box of sunshine | 725 |
| #1149 | brick | 23 |
| #404 | daisy | 5 |
| #648 | disassembled clover | 56 |
| #46 | disintegrating sheet music | 411 |
| #761 | evil teddy bear | 15 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #1244 | grue egg | 21 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #40 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 72 |
| 🥉 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1,458 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #483 | lucky rabbit's foot | 14 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #218 | personalized birthday cake | 7 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #552 | pork elf goodies sack | 11 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #51 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 78 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| 🥇 | stuffed cocoabo | 98,489 |
| #963 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #30 | volleyball | 51 |