Infidelstalker

RankItemQuantity
#587Blatantly Canadian1
#1920Bonerdagon necklace2
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#182Mylar balloon1
#99Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit13
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#183Venus flytrap1
#269Wand of Nagamar21
#129all-purpose flower1
#679anniversary balloon1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#769aspirin1
#183babycakes1
#2450baconstone1
#2750badass belt17
#121bamboo bokuto2
#512barbed-wire fence8
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#542blue snowcone9
#732bottle of gin11
#1054bottle of goofballs24
#794bottle of rum26
#733bottle of tequila14
#794bottle of vodka8
#456bottle of whiskey68
#6256box of sunshine3
#910boxed wine7
#1284coconut shell1
#1025daisy1
#512fake plastic grass3
#35funky brass fez15
#604fuzzbump1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#601giant discarded plastic fork16
#1593giant pinky ring5
#404goat cheese pizza15
#363goth kid t-shirt12
#882green balloon1
#514green snowcone10
#1547grue egg16
#2400hamethyst1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#1051magical ice cubes3
#836maple syrup1
#690mugcake1
#764orange snowcone2
#504original G85
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#2213porquoise1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#491purple snowcone16
#551red pixel potion3
#1160shiny ring17
#366spices63
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#1344stainless steel suspenders2
#163star crossbow8
#118star hat17
#170star pants2
#93star staff6
#115star sword7
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#4884tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#392tulip1
#728urinal cake1
#903white balloon1
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2

Wow, that's 644 items total!

what items are this player missing?