| #1491 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #416 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 13 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin pants | 100 |
| #155 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 104 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin tongs | 100 |
| #649 | Mad Train wine | 100 |
| #105 | Meleegra™ pills | 100 |
| #771 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #358 | Yummy Tummy bean | 590 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #787 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1335 | bag of airline peanuts | 9 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #283 | bottle of tequila | 100 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #43 | bubbly potion | 389 |
| #212 | bum cheek | 100 |
| #105 | can of Red Minotaur | 48 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #48 | cloudy potion | 428 |
| #1329 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #468 | crowbarrr | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #48 | dark potion | 387 |
| #480 | dense meat stack | 100 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #34 | effervescent potion | 548 |
| #112 | empty blowgun | 23 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1423 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #265 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #46 | fizzy potion | 418 |
| #464 | flaming crutch | 10 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #66 | hippopotamus skin | 100 |
| #661 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 100 |
| #413 | ice-cold Willer | 100 |
| #266 | ice-cold fotie | 100 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1440 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #448 | loose teeth | 100 |
| #1508 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #377 | meat paste | 100 |
| #10 | meat vortex | 13,851 |
| #47 | milky potion | 423 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #226 | moxie weed | 100 |
| #45 | murky potion | 395 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #1561 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #93 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 100 |
| #92 | pile of candy | 100 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #99 | pixel sword | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1515 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #516 | scroll of drastic healing | 100 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #48 | smoky potion | 410 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | spider web | 100 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #104 | strongness elixir | 100 |
| #49 | sugar-coated pine cone | 100 |
| #42 | swirly potion | 415 |
| #94 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 100 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #805 | tiny house | 100 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1991 | toast | 100 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #165 | viking helmet | 100 |
| #557 | vorpal blade | 5 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1558 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1481 | yellow snowcone | 8 |