| #1496 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #416 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 13 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin pants | 100 |
| #155 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 104 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin tongs | 100 |
| #652 | Mad Train wine | 100 |
| #105 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 100 |
| #774 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #359 | Yummy Tummy bean | 590 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #789 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #6539 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1333 | bag of airline peanuts | 9 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #282 | bottle of tequila | 100 |
| #7456 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #42 | bubbly potion | 389 |
| #213 | bum cheek | 100 |
| #105 | can of Red Minotaur | 48 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #47 | cloudy potion | 428 |
| #1327 | clown hammer | 8 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #469 | crowbarrr | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #47 | dark potion | 387 |
| #476 | dense meat stack | 100 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #33 | effervescent potion | 548 |
| #112 | empty blowgun | 23 |
| #1502 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1420 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #264 | fake plastic grass | 7 |
| #45 | fizzy potion | 418 |
| #465 | flaming crutch | 10 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #67 | hippopotamus skin | 100 |
| #662 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 100 |
| #413 | ice-cold Willer | 100 |
| #269 | ice-cold fotie | 100 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1438 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #450 | loose teeth | 100 |
| #1505 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #379 | meat paste | 100 |
| #10 | meat vortex | 13,851 |
| #46 | milky potion | 423 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #227 | moxie weed | 100 |
| #44 | murky potion | 395 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #1558 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #93 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 100 |
| #92 | pile of candy | 100 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #101 | pixel sword | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1516 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #514 | scroll of drastic healing | 100 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #47 | smoky potion | 410 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | spider web | 100 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #104 | strongness elixir | 100 |
| #50 | sugar-coated pine cone | 100 |
| #41 | swirly potion | 415 |
| #94 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 100 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #804 | tiny house | 100 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1664 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #2902 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2874 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2860 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2536 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2043 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2249 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #2029 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2562 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2003 | toast | 100 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #167 | viking helmet | 100 |
| #559 | vorpal blade | 5 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1555 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1477 | yellow snowcone | 8 |