| #854 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #889 | Cloaca-Cola | 20 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #396 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #338 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #309 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 8 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #143 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 10 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #81 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 22 |
| #194 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 11 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #278 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 8 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #634 | can of Red Minotaur | 4 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #93 | can of maces | 12 |
| #1464 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #489 | candy brain | 5 |
| #532 | candy cane | 69 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #580 | hair spray | 2 |
| #209 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,200 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |