| #134 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 5 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #466 | bloody beer | 16 |
| #482 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #1176 | bottle of rum | 7 |
| #816 | bottle of whiskey | 17 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #116 | brine | 130 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #85 | ducha de oro | 26 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #225 | fuzzbump | 13 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #308 | lime | 36 |
| #62 | magical mystery juice | 1,000 |
| #124 | oil of expertise | 5 |
| #127 | oil of stability | 5 |
| #411 | papaya sling | 2 |
| #310 | papaya slung | 5 |
| #96 | perpendicular hula | 30 |
| #411 | pink pony | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1989 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #2261 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1671 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1660 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #2227 | tiny plastic grue | 8 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #2503 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2243 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2273 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #1662 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #4894 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #1918 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #314 | whiskey and cola | 6 |