| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #394 | Cloaca grenade | 43 |
| #508 | Cloaca-Cola | 65 |
| #456 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #659 | Dyspepsi grenade | 17 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #267 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #157 | delicious salad | 291 |
| #378 | dollhive | 24 |
| #207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #215 | gloomy mushroom wine | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1689 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #246 | mushroom fermenting solution | 30 |
| #140 | oily mushroom wine | 3 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #286 | pixellated candy heart | 61 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1192 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #183 | teddy bear | 40 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1906 | toast | 121 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #496 | toothsome rock | 20 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #353 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |