| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #636 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #528 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 12 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #508 | antique spear | 8 |
| #150 | asbestos sword | 5 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #91 | basic meat sword | 3 |
| #363 | batblade | 7 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #567 | black sword | 2 |
| #447 | broken sword | 3 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #54 | chrome sword | 12 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #54 | dripping meat sword | 2 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #271 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #266 | linoleum sword | 3 |
| #307 | lupine sword | 2 |
| #79 | muculent machete | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #570 | ridiculously huge sword | 12 |
| #535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #282 | serpentine sword | 2 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #88 | star sword | 10 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #50 | styrofoam sword | 2 |
| #48 | suede shortsword | 8 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #475 | white sword | 6 |