| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #636 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #528 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 12 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #511 | antique spear | 8 |
| #150 | asbestos sword | 5 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #92 | basic meat sword | 3 |
| #365 | batblade | 7 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #571 | black sword | 2 |
| #447 | broken sword | 3 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #54 | chrome sword | 12 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #55 | dripping meat sword | 2 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #273 | icy-hot katana | 2 |
| #266 | linoleum sword | 3 |
| #307 | lupine sword | 2 |
| #80 | muculent machete | 2 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #571 | ridiculously huge sword | 12 |
| #535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #282 | serpentine sword | 2 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #88 | star sword | 10 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #52 | styrofoam sword | 2 |
| #49 | suede shortsword | 8 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #474 | white sword | 6 |