| #573 | Cloaca grenade | 25 |
| #336 | Cloaca-Cola | 113 |
| #455 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 8 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #324 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #352 | Dyspepsi grenade | 39 |
| #953 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 46 |
| #242 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 12 |
| #424 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #239 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #251 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #313 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #803 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 64 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #1207 | bag of airline peanuts | 12 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #197 | big rock | 6 |
| #883 | blood flower | 5 |
| #2100 | box of sunshine | 61 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| #312 | calle de miel | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1119 | clown hammer | 14 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #152 | empty blowgun | 16 |
| #1083 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #1084 | fake fake vomit | 18 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1111 | jazz soap | 14 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1106 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 16 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #505 | pink pony | 2 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #43 | potted cactus | 4,413 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1038 | pretty flower | 18 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #108 | red plastic oyster egg | 30 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1206 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #607 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |