| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1352 | Angry Farmer candy | 14 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #743 | asbestos ore | 5 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1268 | awful poetry journal | 12 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #29 | basic meat spork | 11 |
| #718 | bat guano | 4 |
| #808 | bat wing | 4 |
| #365 | batblade | 7 |
| #1074 | batgut | 2 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1419 | disco mask | 3 |
| #1222 | disturbing fanfic | 15 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | mauve striped oyster egg | 33 |
| #722 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #33 | one-winged stab bat | 11 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |