| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1353 | Angry Farmer candy | 14 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #174 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #739 | asbestos ore | 5 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1269 | awful poetry journal | 12 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1060 | bar skin | 2 |
| #29 | basic meat spork | 11 |
| #717 | bat guano | 4 |
| #807 | bat wing | 4 |
| #364 | batblade | 7 |
| #1076 | batgut | 2 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1412 | disco mask | 3 |
| #1222 | disturbing fanfic | 15 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #78 | mauve striped oyster egg | 33 |
| #720 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #33 | one-winged stab bat | 11 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1390 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |