| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #1120 | Cloaca grenade | 7 |
| #734 | Cloaca-Cola | 32 |
| #942 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1053 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #1086 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 32 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2030 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 9 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1975 | Yummy Tummy bean | 39 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #719 | evil golden arch | 4 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1781 | ghost cucumber | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #797 | herbs | 4 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1106 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #826 | patchouli incense stick | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #1487 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #768 | wussiness potion | 5 |