| 🥇 | Marvelous Unitard | 1 |
| #695 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #354 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #356 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #688 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #968 | baggie of powdered sugar | 5 |
| #156 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1243 | box of sunshine | 167 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | dripping meat sword | 7,747 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| 🥇 | extremely skinny jeans | 1,026 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #81 | gatorskin umbrella | 5 |
| #204 | goatskin umbrella | 8 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #13 | shot of flower schnapps | 481 |
| #36 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 11 |
| 🥇 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 35,070 |
| #448 | titanium assault umbrella | 16 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #175 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #232 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |