| 🥇 | Marvelous Unitard | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #353 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #967 | baggie of powdered sugar | 5 |
| #155 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1240 | box of sunshine | 167 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | dripping meat sword | 7,747 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| 🥇 | extremely skinny jeans | 1,026 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #82 | gatorskin umbrella | 5 |
| #203 | goatskin umbrella | 8 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #164 | left half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #12 | shot of flower schnapps | 481 |
| #36 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 11 |
| 🥇 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 35,070 |
| #446 | titanium assault umbrella | 16 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #175 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #231 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |