| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #645 | 30669 scroll | 6 |
| #1082 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #978 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #4350 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #450 | f3d0r4 | 11 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1593 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #684 | helmet turtle | 44 |
| #312 | hermit permit | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #289 | seal tooth | 54 |
| #464 | seal-clubbing club | 68 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4932 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #1252 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 16 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4009 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5320 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #348 | turtle totem | 124 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #533 | wooden stakes | 3 |
| #295 | zombie pineal gland | 15 |