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\nConcrete is the traditional gift for fifth anniversaries, because after five years you're definitely hardened, smooth, and in for the long haul. Happy anniversary, and you're starting to scare us!","hat","concrete fedorae",{"_16":17,"_18":19,"_20":82},{"_22":83,"_11":84,"_25":85,"_27":86,"_29":87,"_31":88,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},3837,"anniversary safety glass vest","glassvest",744630945,"This is a stylish vest made out of smooth, shiny, safety glass. It is bestowed only on those adventurers who have made the Kingdom of Loathing their home for six full years. Safety glass is the traditional gift for sixth anniversaries because even if the years have shattered you, you're still able to hold it all together on the outside. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around! Can you believe you're still here? Can you believe we're still here? Wow. Just . . . wow.","shirt",{"_16":17,"_18":17,"_20":90},{"_22":91,"_11":92,"_25":93,"_27":94,"_29":95,"_31":96,"_33":97,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":98,"_54":36,"_55":36},2077,"bucket of anniversary lard","lardbucket",792306684,"This is a bucket of lard given to an adventurer to celebrate his or her fourth year adventuring in the Kingdom. Lard is the traditional gift for the fourth anniversary because after four years one doesn't have anyone to impress and one just wants to pig out. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around!","weapon","flail","buckets of anniversary lard",{"_16":17,"_18":100,"_20":101},106,{"_22":102,"_11":103,"_25":104,"_27":105,"_29":106,"_31":107,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":49,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":103,"_54":36,"_55":36},2075,"spandex anniversary shorts","spandex",259836862,"This is a pair of shorts given to an adventurer to celebrate his or her second anniversary in the Kingdom. Spandex is symbolic of the second year of adventuring because in the second year, one stretches one's opinions, one learns to fit into one's new surroundings, and one starts to get shiny. Happy anniversary, and thanks for sticking around!","pants",{"_16":17,"_18":109,"_20":110},121,{"_22":111,"_11":112,"_25":113,"_27":114,"_29":115,"_31":79,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":116,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":117,"_54":36,"_55":36},4181,"sugar chapeau","sughat",779768689,"This is a hat made out of a sheet of melted sugar. It's as stylish as it is delicious!

Okay, to be honest, its stylishness is inversely proportionate to its deliciousness. But hey, now you can say, \"if that's true, I'll eat my hat!\" with total impunity. ",100,"sugar chapeaux",{"_16":17,"_18":119,"_20":120},101,{"_22":121,"_11":122,"_25":123,"_27":124,"_29":125,"_31":96,"_33":126,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":116,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},4180,"sugar shank","sugshiv",774021885,"This is a knife made from a sheet of melted sugar. If you ever get sent to the Gumdrop Prison in Candyland, you'll be able to handle yourself if you have one of these.

In all seriousness, if you do ever find yourself in Gumdrop Prison, try and smuggle some gummi worms to Big Tony, the head of the Sour Patch gang. Once you're in tight with Big Tony, no one will try and see how many licks it takes to get to the center of you. ","knife",{"_16":17,"_18":128,"_20":129},79,{"_22":130,"_11":131,"_25":132,"_27":133,"_29":134,"_31":96,"_33":135,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":19,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":116,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},4179,"sugar shillelagh","sugshill",994852308,"This is a long club made by folding a sheet of malleable, melted sugar. Well, not so much 'folded' as 'rolled between your palms like you're making play-doh snakes.\"

It's dangerous and sweet, like a kitten with a howitzer, and throbs with an aura of violence, like a kitten with a howitzer on a steroid bender.","club",{"_16":17,"_18":137,"_20":138},146,{"_22":139,"_11":140,"_25":141,"_27":142,"_29":143,"_31":107,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":47,"_48":116,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":144,"_54":36,"_55":36},4182,"sugar shorts","sugshorts",286938389,"Who wears short shorts molded out of a sheet of melted sugar? *You* wear short shorts molded out of a sheet of melted sugar!

If no one has ever used the adjectives \"sweet\" and \"sticky\" to describe your crotch, this'll get you both of 'em in one fell swoop. You should know, though, that most people have heard at least one of the two.","pairs of sugar shorts","nameChanges",[],"sort","totalItems",11,"actionData","errors"]

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#121	sugar chapeau	1
#101	sugar shank	1
#79	sugar shillelagh	1
#146	sugar shorts	1