| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #58 | Batfellow comic | 3 |
| #595 | Cloaca grenade | 24 |
| #533 | Cloaca-Cola | 60 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #532 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #336 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 7 |
| #386 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #265 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #36 | Comma Chameleon egg | 2 |
| #357 | Dyspepsi grenade | 38 |
| #274 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 264 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #424 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #274 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 9 |
| #405 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #313 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #4 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 5 |
| #1165 | Imp Ale | 35 |
| #6 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 2 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #19 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 2 |
| 🥉 | Professor of Spelunkology | 2 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #11 | Travoltan trousers | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #6 | X-32-F snowman crate | 2 |
| #15 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #35 | astral badger | 2 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| 🥇 | golden monkey statuette | 2 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #77 | hamethyst bracelet | 3 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #88 | helmet turtle | 1,337 |
| #19 | homeless hobo spirit | 2 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #964 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 36 |
| #305 | ice-cold Willer | 160 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #32 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #19 | machine elf capsule | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #9 | miniscule temporal rip | 2 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #24 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
| #14 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 3 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #9 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #447 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 36 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #988 | tiny plastic angry goat | 18 |
| #653 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #587 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 28 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #825 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 21 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #753 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 23 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic grue | 17 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #895 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 20 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #286 | tomato daiquiri | 5 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #21 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 3 |