| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #591 | 334 scroll | 5 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #410 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 3 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #396 | Dramatic™ range | 2 |
| #568 | Dyspepsi grenade | 22 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #476 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 3 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #313 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 18 |
| #354 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 13 |
| #227 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 24 |
| #328 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 56 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #623 | Knob Goblin perfume | 2 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #47 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 27 |
| #641 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 2 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #434 | Knob Goblin visor | 10 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #914 | Mountain Stream soda | 2 |
| #2368 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #338 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 2 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1662 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #902 | bat wing | 2 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #1169 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #1952 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1107 | broken skull | 2 |
| #895 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #1550 | chaos butterfly | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #62 | cheap wind-up clock | 25 |
| #125 | chef-in-the-box | 3 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #1148 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 2 |
| #484 | concentrated magicalness pill | 2 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #527 | disassembled clover | 91 |
| #1254 | disco ball | 7 |
| #925 | disco mask | 14 |
| #771 | draggin' ball hat | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #11 | enchanted barbell | 514 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #806 | f3d0r4 | 2 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #578 | flaming talons | 6 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #984 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #542 | giant moxie weed | 2 |
| #1058 | giant needle | 3 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #37 | green pixel potion | 43 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #1120 | helmet turtle | 12 |
| #1498 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 5 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #636 | ice-cold fotie | 19 |
| #444 | jug-o-magicalness | 2 |
| #929 | lead necklace | 4 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #894 | lime | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #495 | maple syrup | 7 |
| #645 | mariachi pants | 16 |
| #1071 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #392 | meat from yesterday | 4 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #454 | meat stack | 56 |
| #726 | meat vortex | 14 |
| #468 | mesh cap | 3 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #338 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #678 | olive | 3 |
| #821 | papaya | 4 |
| #868 | pasta spoon | 12 |
| #526 | penguin skin | 80 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #932 | phonics down | 10 |
| #841 | plot hole | 26 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #737 | pr0n legs | 6 |
| #382 | prosthetic forehead | 4 |
| #815 | ravioli hat | 14 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #116 | red pixel potion | 49 |