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| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
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| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
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| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
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| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
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| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
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| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
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| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
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| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
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| #1141 | cog | 1 |
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| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
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