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| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
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| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
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| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
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| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
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| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
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| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
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