| #144 | Amulet of Yendor | 159 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #953 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #266 | bag of airline peanuts | 109 |
| #22 | bat guano | 3,115 |
| #125 | black candy heart | 111 |
| #80 | brick | 430 |
| #130 | clown hammer | 193 |
| #275 | cymbal syrup | 38 |
| #154 | defective skull | 156 |
| #147 | encoder ring | 125 |
| #119 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 199 |
| #572 | fake fake vomit | 56 |
| #823 | fake hand | 25 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #240 | heavy D | 476 |
| #358 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 394 |
| #996 | ice-cold Willer | 15 |
| #784 | jazz soap | 32 |
| #42 | joybuzzer | 443 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #45 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 417 |
| #283 | mood ring | 38 |
| #148 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 165 |
| #144 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 182 |
| #161 | plain brown wrapper | 4 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #122 | rubber emo roe | 214 |
| #379 | spectral pickle | 33 |
| #179 | whoopie cushion | 154 |
| #150 | wind-up chattering teeth | 174 |
| #278 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 175 |
| #145 | x-ray specs | 154 |
| #132 | yellow snowcone | 203 |