The Invincible Swimming Gecko

RankItemQuantity
#1268Cloaca grenade5
#946Cloaca-Cola16
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#695Cloaca-Cola knapsack2
#610Cloaca-Cola shield4
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#1514Dyspepsi grenade2
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#574Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack3
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1298blood flower2
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#30doppelshifter egg1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#378lovecat tail2
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#531plastic passion fruit2
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#220questionable taco2
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#9red traffic cone1
#1867string of blue beads3
#1869string of green beads3
#1838string of red beads3
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#38yellow traffic cone1

Wow, that's 87 items total!

what items are this player missing?