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| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #477 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 3 |
| #691 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 6 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #372 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 166 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #852 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 7 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1766 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #434 | baseball | 9 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1044 | coconut shell | 4 |
| #1264 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1645 | disturbing fanfic | 3 |
| #680 | drab sonata | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1148 | furry fur | 8 |
| #1119 | giant needle | 2 |
| #953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #657 | gnatwing | 2 |
| #604 | grapefruit | 3 |
| #722 | grapes | 2 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #963 | heavy D | 6 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #892 | hot katana blade | 2 |
| #935 | hot wing | 12 |
| #1176 | ice-cold Willer | 9 |
| #211 | jabañero pepper | 2 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #757 | lemon | 17 |
| #658 | line | 27 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #486 | meat paste | 51 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #471 | mesh cap | 3 |
| #613 | metallic A | 28 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #890 | original G | 9 |
| #557 | phonics down | 77 |
| #592 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 25 |
| #1037 | probability potion | 3 |
| #551 | ridiculously huge sword | 13 |
| #619 | scroll of drastic healing | 74 |