| #935 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1419 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #454 | Dolphin King's crown | 10 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #531 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 100 |
| #530 | Rock Pops | 100 |
| #498 | Valentine | 50 |
| #653 | Yummy Tummy bean | 300 |
| #326 | awful poetry journal | 400 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #37 | barbed-wire fence | 300 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #70 | bloody beer | 1,000 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #739 | brine | 22 |
| #56 | cast | 1,000 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1075 | dill | 17 |
| #80 | fez of etymology | 5 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #1025 | ghost cucumber | 29 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #954 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #90 | henna tattoo | 20 |
| #105 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 3,000 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #134 | line | 700 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #598 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #112 | severed rocking horse head | 4 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #559 | spectral pickle | 18 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #158 | star | 500 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #114 | stone of eXtreme power | 100 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #105 | tomato | 700 |
| #223 | valuable trinket | 400 |
| #966 | vinegar | 24 |
| #68 | wad of dough | 1,600 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |