| #795 | Cloaca grenade | 14 |
| #788 | Cloaca-Cola | 27 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #493 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #305 | Trollhouse cookies | 134 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #797 | awful poetry journal | 57 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1159 | ball | 4 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #840 | disturbing fanfic | 56 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #575 | effervescent potion | 10 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #930 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #481 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #543 | top | 9 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #953 | yo-yo | 21 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |