Owner of the Club of Doom

RankItemQuantity
#24Children's Meal of the Damned1
#1201Retenez L'Herbe Paté2
#769aspirin1
#437bow1
#7452box of sunshine1
#546can of fake snow1
#1795candy cane15
#1514cheap plastic bottle opener2
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#790fancy chocolate4
#3939gingerbread bugbear1
#42procrastination potion3,036
#587radio button candy1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#478tree skirt1
#1037tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#38yellow traffic cone1

Wow, that's 3,074 items total!

what items are this player missing?