| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #711 | black paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #84 | bloody beer | 750 |
| #810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #748 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #665 | bottle of gin | 15 |
| #1171 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #426 | bottle of tequila | 50 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #822 | coconut shell | 11 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #848 | dill | 34 |
| #672 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #96 | fez of etymology | 4 |
| #591 | ghost cucumber | 77 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #34 | herb brownies | 563 |
| #870 | little paper umbrella | 11 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #378 | spectral pickle | 33 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #270 | vinegar | 141 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #441 | wang | 2 |
| #392 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |