| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #11 | aspirin | 60 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #8 | chef's hat | 1,800 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #95 | fake fake vomit | 270 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #838 | thin black candle | 66 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #13 | windchimes | 5,844 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
Wow, that's 8,078 items total!
what items are this player missing?