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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1206 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #540 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 5 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1281 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 19 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #625 | ball | 10 |
| #1061 | bar skin | 2 |
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| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1643 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #1183 | disturbing fanfic | 18 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #848 | evil golden arch | 2 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #419 | hair spray | 8 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |