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| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1206 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #540 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 5 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1514 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1282 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 19 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #626 | ball | 10 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1232 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1242 | cranberries | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1649 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #1183 | disturbing fanfic | 18 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #849 | evil golden arch | 2 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #419 | hair spray | 8 |
| #966 | hill of beans | 1 |