Starbum

RankItemQuantity
#648Cloaca-Cola fatigues4
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1859Dyspepsi-Cola3
#775Dyspepsi-Cola helmet3
#567Dyspepsi-Cola shield4
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#471St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket11
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2089Valentine2
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#769aspirin1
#2045baconstone2
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#561black paisley oyster egg9
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#3615candy cane3
#1404dill4
#1012doll house3
#905duck-on-a-string2
#1830fancy chocolate2
#556ghuol egg quiche1
#3306gingerbread bugbear2
#1934hamethyst2
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#1688kite2
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#422lavender polka-dot oyster egg7
#2077mafia aria1
#686marionette2
#186mauve paisley oyster egg14
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#924off-white plastic oyster egg5
#585papaya14
#2035pet rock2
#495petrified time1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#486puce striped oyster egg5
#1303rag doll1
#851red paisley oyster egg4
#774reodorant1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#1348sock monkey1
#504spectral pickle21
#1265stuffed doppelshifter7
#1118sunken chest2
#1487support cummerbund1
#1586teddy bear2
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#998vinegar21
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#1076yo-yo16
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 258 items total!

what items are this player missing?