| #53 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 350 |
| #955 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #582 | Cloaca-Cola | 50 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #61 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 278 |
| #881 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #913 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 50 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #917 | Imp Ale | 77 |
| #50 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 365 |
| #57 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 283 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #288 | chocolate spurs | 2 |
| #93 | empty blowgun | 28 |
| #5 | evil golden arches | 2,111 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2474 | grue egg | 8 |
| #440 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #347 | infernal insoles | 8 |
| #651 | lead necklace | 9 |
| #139 | loaded serum blowgun | 28 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #264 | magnifying glass | 2 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #238 | prosthetic forehead | 7 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #123 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 11 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #191 | tiny balloon knife | 4 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |