| #53 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 350 |
| #959 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #583 | Cloaca-Cola | 50 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #62 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 278 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #913 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 50 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #917 | Imp Ale | 77 |
| #50 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 365 |
| #57 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 283 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6539 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2129 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4252 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #288 | chocolate spurs | 2 |
| #93 | empty blowgun | 28 |
| #5 | evil golden arches | 2,111 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2297 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2481 | grue egg | 8 |
| #441 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #348 | infernal insoles | 8 |
| #652 | lead necklace | 9 |
| #139 | loaded serum blowgun | 28 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #264 | magnifying glass | 2 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #238 | prosthetic forehead | 7 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #123 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 11 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #191 | tiny balloon knife | 4 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #329 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |