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\nIt used to be that sunshine came in bags, but people didn't think that was very useful.","use","boxen of sunshine",{"_16":45,"_18":103,"_20":104},201,{"_22":105,"_11":106,"_25":107,"_27":108,"_29":109,"_31":110,"_33":34,"_35":67,"_37":67,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":45,"_46":36,"_47":111,"_49":48,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":112,"_55":36,"_56":36},7519,"glass of bourbon","rocks",321779397,"The trip to the White Citadel was so elaborate and over-complicated, there's no way you'll be getting out of there the way you got in.\n

\nSo sneak out this glass of bourbon and we'll go.","booze",75,"glasses of bourbon",{"_16":114,"_18":115,"_20":116},17,218,{"_22":117,"_11":118,"_25":118,"_27":119,"_29":120,"_31":66,"_33":34,"_35":67,"_37":67,"_38":36,"_39":67,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":45,"_46":36,"_47":45,"_49":58,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1200,"mugcake",356171523,"This is a little chocolate mugcake, covered in chocolate frosting and with a lit (not chocolate) candle sticking out of it. What's a mugcake, you ask? Well, it's a lot like a cupcake, but slightly larger and with a handle. If you have a serrated edge that you move back and forth, you shouldn't have to use force to slice it up. ",{"_16":45,"_18":122,"_20":123},1873,{"_22":124,"_11":125,"_25":126,"_27":127,"_29":128,"_31":129,"_33":130,"_35":67,"_37":67,"_38":36,"_39":67,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":45,"_46":36,"_47":131,"_49":58,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},3956,"stuffed crazy bastard sword","stuffsword",213507666,"It's never too early to talk to your children about armed combat, and this sword will help you do it. For small children, though, call it a \"crazy illegitimate-child sword.\" Let them learn their profanity like we did, on the streets.","weapon","sword",20,{"_16":45,"_18":133,"_20":134},649,{"_22":135,"_11":136,"_25":137,"_27":138,"_29":139,"_31":140,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":67,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":45,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":48,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},4335,"tiny plastic 11 Dealer","tpc09_1",452938703,"This is a lovingly-rendered figurine of the 11 Dealer at the Crimbo Casino. Did you know his name is \"Pesci Mostaccioli?\" Unless you're me, you probably didn't. But now you do. Anyway, if you happen to lose your shirt at the 11 table, this'll make a satisfying \"crunch\" sound when stepped on.

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#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#49	Valentine's Day cake	10
#852	anniversary gift box	5
#550	ball	11
#5008	box of sunshine	7
#201	glass of bourbon	1
#218	mugcake	17
#1873	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1