| #120 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 6 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #109 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 13 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #222 | Meleegra™ pills | 47 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1065 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1738 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #74 | Wolfman Nardz | 24 |
| #34 | acceptable bagel | 69 |
| #517 | banana | 8 |
| #84 | barrel pickle | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #1459 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #237 | bottle of ultravitamins | 2 |
| #155 | breakfast mess | 8 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #173 | can of Red Minotaur | 26 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #421 | can of spinach | 5 |
| #56 | candycaine powder | 1 |
| #132 | exotic jungle fruit | 10 |
| #148 | grue egg omelette | 23 |
| #32 | lava cake | 3 |
| #66 | mini-martini | 18 |
| #977 | old sweatpants | 46 |
| #69 | party beer bomb | 3 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #167 | piece of wedding cake | 57 |
| #156 | powdered donut | 13 |
| #641 | quantum taco | 7 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #36 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #1442 | roll of toilet paper | 17 |
| #28 | silver keg | 2 |
| #189 | space jam | 2 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #3083 | toast | 2 |
| #36 | toast with jam | 18 |
| #191 | toe jam | 2 |
| #188 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #216 | useless powder | 800 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |