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| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #556 | Dyspepsi grenade | 23 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1493 | Imp Ale | 12 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #513 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 5 |
| #629 | Mad Train wine | 111 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #731 | barbed-wire fence | 3 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1172 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1350 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #1082 | bottle of tequila | 4 |
| #1040 | bottle of vodka | 3 |
| #1356 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #701 | bubbly potion | 5 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #789 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #475 | bum cheek | 22 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #674 | cast | 10 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1072 | dense meat stack | 3 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #423 | dirty hobo gloves | 44 |
| #1531 | disco ball | 3 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #470 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #488 | flaming talons | 10 |
| #590 | frigid ninja stars | 31 |
| #1363 | furry fur | 2 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #524 | gingerbread horror | 11 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1025 | heavy D | 4 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1240 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 13 |
| #1129 | ice-cold Willer | 10 |
| #455 | ice-cold fotie | 40 |
| #1449 | length of string | 3 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #999 | little paper umbrella | 6 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #350 | ocean motion | 3 |
| #332 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |