| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #261 | Cloaca grenade | 67 |
| #261 | Cloaca-Cola | 153 |
| #278 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 13 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #209 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 14 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1294 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #939 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #390 | kneecapping stick | 37 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #663 | yo-yo | 40 |
Wow, that's 393 items total!
what items are this player missing?