| #260 | Cloaca grenade | 67 |
| #259 | Cloaca-Cola | 153 |
| #278 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 13 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #210 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 14 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #389 | kneecapping stick | 37 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #662 | yo-yo | 40 |