| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #754 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1016 | Cloaca grenade | 9 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #532 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #499 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #47 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 33 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1624 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #814 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 18 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #1041 | baconstone | 7 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #197 | big rock | 6 |
| #506 | blood flower | 13 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #752 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3536 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #173 | can of Red Minotaur | 26 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #358 | disassembled clover | 200 |
| #685 | dry noodles | 30 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #390 | flange | 5 |
| #318 | flaregun | 40 |
| #1035 | fudgecule | 69 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1006 | jazz soap | 19 |
| #707 | kneecapping stick | 14 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1599 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #763 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #354 | plastic passion fruit | 4 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #478 | portable corkscrew | 15 |
| #964 | pretty flower | 24 |
| #782 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #290 | red pixel potion | 12 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #955 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #552 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 12 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1525 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #798 | titanium assault umbrella | 3 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #198 | wad of dough | 307 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |