| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #756 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1019 | Cloaca grenade | 9 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #498 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #47 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 33 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1623 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #815 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 18 |
| #1295 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #212 | big rock | 6 |
| #506 | blood flower | 13 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #752 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3540 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #173 | can of Red Minotaur | 26 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #359 | disassembled clover | 200 |
| #693 | dry noodles | 30 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #389 | flange | 5 |
| #320 | flaregun | 40 |
| #1038 | fudgecule | 69 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1005 | jazz soap | 19 |
| #709 | kneecapping stick | 14 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1597 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #764 | orange snowcone | 2 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #360 | plastic passion fruit | 4 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #478 | portable corkscrew | 15 |
| #969 | pretty flower | 24 |
| #781 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #293 | red pixel potion | 12 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #956 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #550 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 12 |
| #1988 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1408 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2519 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2509 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #799 | titanium assault umbrella | 3 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #199 | wad of dough | 307 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |