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#1377 | Angry Farmer candy | 13 |
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#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
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#309 | a little sump'm sump'm | 9 |
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#459 | adder bladder | 10 |
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#165 | ancient frozen dinner | 14 |
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#1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
#652 | baconstone | 12 |
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#5055 | badass belt | 5 |
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#429 | balaclava | 1 |
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#87 | bamboo bokuto | 3 |
#459 | bar skin | 19 |
#250 | barbed-wire fence | 24 |
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#290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
#282 | calle de miel | 5 |
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#56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
#3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
#708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
#84 | menorette | 4 |
#321 | tasket | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#28 | tiny knife and fork | 13 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
#3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
#1126 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 16 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
#1407 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
#1129 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
#1209 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
#987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
#1172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 15 |
#1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
#1111 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
#1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
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#1214 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
#844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
#1509 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
#910 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
#949 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 19 |
#937 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 19 |
#1298 | tiny plastic mosquito | 14 |
#828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
#750 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 23 |
#827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
#839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
#1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
#765 | tiny plastic stab bat | 23 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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#3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
#263 | tisket | 1 |
#674 | toothsome rock | 14 |
#503 | tropical orchid | 2 |
#601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
#326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
#2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
#1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |