| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #147 | Orcish frat-paddle | 27 |
| #365 | PADL Phone | 12 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #703 | Wand of Nagamar | 5 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #375 | cool whip | 8 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #297 | dreadlock whip | 2 |
| #148 | dwarvish magazine | 8 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #88 | hippo whip | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #163 | leather chaps | 23 |
| #189 | leather mask | 34 |
| #88 | palm-frond whip | 2 |
| #98 | penguin whip | 2 |
| #225 | perforated battle paddle | 23 |
| #313 | scorpion whip | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #120 | studded leather boxer shorts | 2 |
| #1145 | thin black candle | 16 |
| #68 | yak whip | 2 |