| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #30 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #22 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #17 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #17 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #13 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 1 |
| #16 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #101 | acceptable bagel | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #87 | breadchucks | 2 |
| #17 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #5 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #17 | candy rations | 1 |
| #17 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #21 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #86 | combat fan | 1 |
| #119 | crappy waiter disguise | 2 |
| #28 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #141 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #159 | drum of tommy ammo | 3 |
| #34 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #46 | half-digested rat | 1 |
| #174 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #197 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #7 | plain bagel | 14,750 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #75 | red badge | 2 |
| #111 | red blood cells | 2 |
| #133 | red button | 15 |
| #92 | red eye | 1 |
| #105 | red letter | 2 |
| #140 | red red wine | 3 |
| #110 | red rum | 3 |
| #66 | red silk skirt | 2 |
| #92 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #31 | room scale green bean casserole | 1 |
| #198 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #104 | throwing fork | 2 |
| #125 | throwing knife | 1 |
Wow, that's 14,816 items total!
what items are this player missing?