| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1005 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #230 | carton of rotten eggs | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #850 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #397 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #104 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 40 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #2652 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2760 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2383 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2735 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2908 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2757 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |