| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #840 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #953 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #231 | carton of rotten eggs | 2 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #399 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #107 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 40 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #2674 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #7823 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2776 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #8955 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6852 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7824 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7879 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #2397 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #7008 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2755 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2931 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1155 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #7890 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2778 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2941 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2417 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #7826 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |