| #1093 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #249 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 5 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #630 | Meleegra™ pills | 10 |
| #1276 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 30 |
| #414 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 5 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1358 | Yummy Tummy bean | 100 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #404 | daisy | 5 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #419 | green balloon | 5 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #419 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #437 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #731 | magical ice cubes | 15 |
| #420 | mariachi G-string | 5 |
| #934 | marzipan skull | 5 |
| #346 | meat from yesterday | 5 |
| #361 | mugcake | 5 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #446 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #762 | pile of candy | 5 |
| #399 | potted cactus | 5 |
| #153 | potted fern | 5 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #823 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 50 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #13 | spooky sapling | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #577 | stuffed can of asparagus | 5 |
| #578 | stuffed dodecapede | 5 |
| #717 | super-spiky hair gel | 50 |
| #440 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2627 | toast | 20 |
| #9 | tortoise's blessing | 1,764 |
| #365 | urinal cake | 5 |
| #1849 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #452 | white balloon | 5 |