| #1094 | Cloaca-Cola | 10 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #249 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 5 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #630 | Meleegra™ pills | 10 |
| #1277 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 30 |
| #416 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 5 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1358 | Yummy Tummy bean | 100 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #404 | daisy | 5 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #419 | green balloon | 5 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #418 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #436 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #724 | magical ice cubes | 15 |
| #420 | mariachi G-string | 5 |
| #936 | marzipan skull | 5 |
| #344 | meat from yesterday | 5 |
| #361 | mugcake | 5 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #445 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #764 | pile of candy | 5 |
| #399 | potted cactus | 5 |
| #153 | potted fern | 5 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #823 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 50 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #13 | spooky sapling | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #576 | stuffed can of asparagus | 5 |
| #578 | stuffed dodecapede | 5 |
| #716 | super-spiky hair gel | 50 |
| #439 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 15 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2621 | toast | 20 |
| #9 | tortoise's blessing | 1,764 |
| #365 | urinal cake | 5 |
| #1847 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #452 | white balloon | 5 |