| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #42 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 666 |
| #6 | frozen Mob Penguin | 666 |
| #21 | iron pasta spoon | 666 |
| #35 | kneecapping stick | 666 |
| #32 | mafia aria | 666 |
| #192 | penguin skin | 666 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #74 | procrastination potion | 1,444 |
| #23 | scroll of pasta summoning | 666 |
| #13 | support cummerbund | 666 |