| #70 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 3 |
| #26 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1,000 |
| #183 | ASCII shirt | 12 |
| #153 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 7 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #17 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 105 |
| #14 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1,000 |
| #18 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 617 |
| #9 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1,000 |
| #19 | Knob Goblin pants | 1,000 |
| #19 | Orcish cargo shorts | 242 |
| #40 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 60 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #73 | Valentine's Day cake | 7 |
| #4 | alpha-mail pants | 315 |
| #13 | antique greaves | 1,000 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #5 | barskin loincloth | 192 |
| 🥇 | basic meat kilt | 799 |
| #4 | basic meat pants | 507 |
| #59 | black greaves | 66 |
| #5 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 160 |
| #18 | bloody clown pants | 1,000 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #132 | bottle of gin | 300 |
| #133 | bottle of rum | 803 |
| #134 | bottle of tequila | 300 |
| #165 | bottle of vodka | 200 |
| #149 | bottle of whiskey | 400 |
| #11 | bowlegged pants | 6 |
| #12 | brown paper pants | 1,000 |
| #20 | bugbear bungguard | 1,000 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #13 | demonskin trousers | 87 |
| 🥉 | dress pants | 396 |
| #44 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| #23 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 111 |
| #6 | enchanted toothpick | 1,321 |
| #6 | extremely skinny jeans | 86 |
| #13 | filthy corduroys | 1,000 |
| #15 | filthy hippy poncho | 88 |
| 🥉 | fire hose | 20 |
| #50 | floral print shirt | 8 |
| #20 | frilly shirt | 33 |
| #16 | furry pants | 174 |
| #19 | gauze shorts | 11 |
| #9 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 242 |
| #17 | gingham blouse | 21 |
| #6 | gnauga hide chaps | 142 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #16 | gold lamé pants | 63 |
| #83 | goth kid t-shirt | 72 |
| #114 | grungy flannel shirt | 7 |
| #36 | harem girl t-shirt | 33 |
| #11 | hippopotamus pants | 110 |
| 🥉 | lava-proof pants | 502 |
| #40 | leather chaps | 159 |
| #13 | leotarrrd | 1,000 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #9 | los chinos | 1,000 |
| #10 | mariachi pants | 7,414 |
| #4 | miner's pants | 1,000 |
| #11 | ninja hot pants | 1,000 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #35 | pants of the Slug Lord | 73 |
| #16 | paper-plate-mail pants | 19 |
| #4 | penguin shorts | 227 |
| #18 | pirate shirt | 101 |
| #20 | pixel pants | 20 |
| #121 | poodle skirt | 2 |
| #77 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 7 |
| #17 | safety vest | 14 |
| #13 | snowboarder pants | 1,000 |
| #61 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 7 |
| #18 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 33 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #11 | star pants | 85 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #10 | sticky meat pants | 42 |
| #23 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1,169 |
| #145 | supportive bra | 20 |
| #6 | swashbuckling pants | 1,000 |
| #4 | three-legged pants | 1,022 |
| #14 | tree skirt | 10 |
| #39 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #4 | troutpiece | 223 |
| #4 | union scalemail pants | 231 |
| #51 | vampire collar | 50 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #429 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #25 | white satin pants | 322 |
| #9 | yak anorak | 140 |
| #4 | yakskin pants | 103 |