| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #570 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #663 | Cloaca grenade | 20 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #94 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #47 | black snowcone | 59 |
| #721 | blood flower | 8 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #166 | blue snowcone | 115 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #276 | clockwork key | 9 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #711 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 28 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #374 | fairy gravy boat | 2 |
| #778 | fancy bath salts | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #360 | flange | 6 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #1124 | fruitcake | 15 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #316 | green snowcone | 51 |
| #377 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #302 | herb brownies | 94 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #5 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 2 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #191 | orange snowcone | 133 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #231 | purple snowcone | 103 |
| #211 | red snowcone | 120 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #976 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1212 | yo-yo | 12 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |