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| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1638 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #43 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #207 | Hollandaise helmet | 26 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #12 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 5 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #46 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #239 | big rock | 4 |
| #43 | boot knife | 7 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #271 | box of Dweebs | 8 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #104 | candy knife | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #537 | dwarf bread | 7 |
| #366 | eldritch effluvium | 2 |
| #19 | extra-hard jawbreaker | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #53 | heat-resistant sheet metal | 1 |
| #461 | herbal stuffing | 17 |
| #228 | mariachi hat | 20 |
| #1162 | old sweatpants | 28 |
| #181 | percent sign | 1 |
| #56 | plain brown wrapper | 25 |
| #176 | runny icing | 1 |
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| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #65 | soap knife | 35 |
| #809 | stolen accordion | 26 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |