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| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1640 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #45 | Amnesiac Ale | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #211 | Hollandaise helmet | 26 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #14 | Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta | 5 |
| #48 | Source terminal file: familiar.ext | 1 |
| #47 | Source terminal file: turbo.edu | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #281 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #252 | big rock | 4 |
| #44 | boot knife | 7 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #269 | box of Dweebs | 8 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #103 | candy knife | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #539 | dwarf bread | 7 |
| #370 | eldritch effluvium | 2 |
| #24 | extra-hard jawbreaker | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #55 | heat-resistant sheet metal | 1 |
| #461 | herbal stuffing | 17 |
| #233 | mariachi hat | 20 |
| #1166 | old sweatpants | 28 |
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| #56 | plain brown wrapper | 25 |
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| #815 | stolen accordion | 26 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
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| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
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| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #94 | wings of fire | 1 |