| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #29 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #24 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #22 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #7 | bad rum and good cola | 8 |
| #62 | balanced antler | 2 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #23 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #449 | crystalline cheer | 10 |
| #9 | denastified haunch | 9 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #181 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #116 | fried air | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #140 | intact anemone spike | 3 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #26 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #853 | meat stack | 5 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #46 | plastic bazooka | 2 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #59 | portable dam | 2 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #76 | pristine walrus tusk | 2 |
| #181 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #17 | ring of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #144 | salty gumdrop | 3 |
| #15 | scepter of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #14 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #67 | silent H | 3 |
| #121 | silent I | 4 |
| #134 | silent J | 2 |
| #22 | silent K | 2 |
| #11 | silent N | 10 |
| #189 | silent O | 2 |
| #142 | silent P | 3 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #138 | silent X | 2 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #21 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |