| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #356 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #165 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #390 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #123 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #152 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #75 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #153 | corned beet | 1 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #81 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #136 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #99 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #89 | industrial strength starch | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #306 | kumquat | 1 |
| #1235 | lemon | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #82 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #118 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #119 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #145 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #25 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #100 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
| #56 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #105 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #117 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #153 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #80 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #98 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #889 | strawberry | 1 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #118 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #308 | tangerine | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #74 | trick coin | 1 |
| #50 | wet tack | 1 |
| #118 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #63 | whalecake | 1 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #117 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |