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| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1262 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1416 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1328 | Crown of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #73 | awful poetry journal | 3,725 |
| #2461 | badass belt | 20 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #296 | blue snowcone | 56 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #161 | enchanted toothpick | 9 |
| #576 | giant discarded plastic fork | 17 |
| #1480 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #204 | green snowcone | 103 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #245 | orange snowcone | 94 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #337 | purple snowcone | 57 |
| #215 | red snowcone | 118 |
| #458 | spooky bicycle chain | 5 |
| #452 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
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