| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1327 | Crown of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #72 | awful poetry journal | 3,725 |
| #2463 | badass belt | 20 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #298 | blue snowcone | 56 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #160 | enchanted toothpick | 9 |
| #575 | giant discarded plastic fork | 17 |
| #1478 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #205 | green snowcone | 103 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | orange snowcone | 94 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #339 | purple snowcone | 57 |
| #217 | red snowcone | 118 |
| #456 | spooky bicycle chain | 5 |
| #451 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |