| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 6 |
| #31 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 4 |
| #16 | Elf Guard honor present | 13 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard safety bear | 50 |
| #37 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #19 | McHugeLarge deluxe ski set | 3 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #129 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #44 | box of sunshine | 10,551 |
| #30 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 2 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | envelope full of Meat | 4,627 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #63 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | officer's nog | 1,001 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #25 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #8 | pixel coin | 1,234 |
| 🥇 | pixel energy tank | 1,000 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #36 | solid shifting time weirdness | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #14 | stuffed kraken | 19 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #14 | time residue | 133 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #126 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |