| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 6 |
| #32 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 4 |
| #79 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #17 | Elf Guard honor present | 13 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard safety bear | 50 |
| #39 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #50 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #84 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #99 | box of sunshine | 4,207 |
| #53 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #34 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | officer's nog | 950 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #24 | packaged familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #22 | punching mirror | 3 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #43 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 2 |
| #33 | solid shifting time weirdness | 3 |
| #13 | stuffed kraken | 19 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #31 | time residue | 23 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |