| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #27 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 6 |
| #31 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 4 |
| #17 | Elf Guard honor present | 13 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard safety bear | 50 |
| #36 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 3 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #23 | bag of Iunion stones | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #123 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #52 | box of sunshine | 8,436 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| 🥈 | officer's nog | 1,001 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #8 | pixel coin | 1,050 |
| 🥇 | pixel energy tank | 1,000 |
| #21 | punching mirror | 3 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #36 | solid shifting time weirdness | 3 |
| #13 | stuffed kraken | 19 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #31 | time residue | 23 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |