| #391 | Corpse Island iced tea | 13 |
| #75 | Crimbo crystal shards | 3 |
| #5 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 524 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #16 | Psychotic Train wine | 162 |
| #71 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 1 |
| #17 | Shot of the Living Dead | 34 |
| #81 | Supernova Champagne | 116 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #110 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #76 | black label | 15 |
| #29 | bottle of Evermore | 100 |
| #91 | bottle of gin | 481 |
| #153 | bottle of rum | 686 |
| #32 | bottle of sake | 65 |
| #123 | bottle of tequila | 344 |
| #95 | bottle of vodka | 471 |
| #83 | bottle of whiskey | 906 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | canteen of eggnog | 1,137 |
| #429 | corpse on the beach | 12 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #636 | corpsetini | 8 |
| 🥉 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 11,037 |
| #132 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 165 |
| #78 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 274 |
| #78 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 267 |
| #156 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 152 |
| #118 | dusty bottle of Port | 209 |
| #134 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 163 |
| 🥇 | flask of egggrog | 1,137 |
| 🥈 | junk yard | 358 |
| #42 | melted Jell-o shot | 156 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| #31 | red rum | 83 |
| #4 | red-hot boilermaker | 231 |
| #16 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 275 |
| #16 | shot of flower schnapps | 333 |
| #32 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 497 |
| 🥉 | shot of mescal | 1,137 |
| #11 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 134 |
| #38 | shot of orange schnapps | 300 |
| #9 | shot of peach schnapps | 105 |
| #10 | shot of pear schnapps | 105 |
| #6 | shot of rotgut | 424 |
| #47 | shot of tomato schnapps | 197 |
| #17 | shot of wasp venom | 712 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #17 | tequila with training wheels | 135 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #7 | unidentified drink | 1,137 |
| #215 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 86 |
| #18 | white lightning | 2,285 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #72 | witch's bread | 1 |
| #56 | witch's brew | 1 |