| #390 | Corpse Island iced tea | 13 |
| #75 | Crimbo crystal shards | 3 |
| #4 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 524 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #16 | Psychotic Train wine | 162 |
| #27 | Shot of the Living Dead | 15 |
| #80 | Supernova Champagne | 116 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #29 | bottle of Evermore | 100 |
| #89 | bottle of gin | 481 |
| #152 | bottle of rum | 686 |
| #32 | bottle of sake | 65 |
| #122 | bottle of tequila | 344 |
| #95 | bottle of vodka | 471 |
| #82 | bottle of whiskey | 906 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | canteen of eggnog | 1,137 |
| #429 | corpse on the beach | 12 |
| #502 | corpsedriver | 10 |
| #634 | corpsetini | 8 |
| 🥉 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 11,037 |
| #132 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 165 |
| #77 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 274 |
| #78 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 267 |
| #155 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 152 |
| #117 | dusty bottle of Port | 209 |
| #134 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 163 |
| 🥇 | flask of egggrog | 1,137 |
| 🥈 | junk yard | 325 |
| #66 | melted Jell-o shot | 82 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| #31 | red rum | 83 |
| #4 | red-hot boilermaker | 231 |
| #19 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 202 |
| #15 | shot of flower schnapps | 311 |
| #35 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 401 |
| 🥉 | shot of mescal | 1,008 |
| #12 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 133 |
| #38 | shot of orange schnapps | 297 |
| #9 | shot of peach schnapps | 105 |
| #10 | shot of pear schnapps | 105 |
| #7 | shot of rotgut | 340 |
| #47 | shot of tomato schnapps | 192 |
| #14 | shot of wasp venom | 672 |
| #17 | tequila with training wheels | 135 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #7 | unidentified drink | 1,092 |
| #215 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 86 |
| #18 | white lightning | 2,264 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #71 | witch's bread | 1 |
| #56 | witch's brew | 1 |