| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #311 | CSA fire-starting kit | 15 |
| #238 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 8 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #75 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,991 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #2770 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #54 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 699 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #126 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 2 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #160 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
| #798 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #341 | coconut shell | 146 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #299 | dry noodles | 440 |
| #509 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 59 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #54 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #397 | little paper umbrella | 147 |
| #321 | magical ice cubes | 147 |
| #328 | old sweatpants | 231 |
| #393 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #53 | picture of you | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #567 | radium-flavored potato chips | 58 |
| #2776 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #514 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 54 |