| #237 | Cloaca grenade | 73 |
| #355 | Cloaca-Cola | 106 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #577 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #20 | Comma Chameleon egg | 3 |
| #46 | Dyspepsi grenade | 222 |
| #1383 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 14 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #374 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #32 | Frogade | 66 |
| #40 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 111 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #97 | anticheese | 148 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1269 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #11 | bunch of bananas | 617 |
| #98 | daisy | 112 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #10 | eye of newt | 3,215 |
| #19 | eyedrops of newt | 65 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #94 | green balloon | 112 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #134 | heart-shaped balloon | 111 |
| #6 | hot buttered roll | 9,060 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| 🥉 | loose teeth | 88,624 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #910 | metallic A | 7 |
| #80 | moxie weed | 420 |
| #100 | mugcake | 112 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #59 | oyster basket | 199 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #16 | personalized birthday cake | 111 |
| #63 | piece of wedding cake | 201 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #138 | potted cactus | 111 |
| #22 | potted fern | 111 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #20 | salamander slurry | 66 |
| #13 | salamander spleen | 3,025 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #12 | soda water | 3,257 |
| #29 | spectral pickle | 888 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #16 | squashed frog | 2,738 |
| #12 | star starfish | 111 |
| #141 | stuffed can of asparagus | 111 |
| #28 | stuffed dodecapede | 1,111 |
| #35 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 111 |
| #8 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8,854 |
| #79 | toast | 32,394 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #20 | tulip | 111 |
| #114 | urinal cake | 112 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |