| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #36 | Louder Than Bomb | 1 |
| #28 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #31 | Sheila Take a Crossbow | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #180 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #81 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #49 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #217 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #189 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #12 | bomb of unknown origin | 1 |
| #52 | boozebomb | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #90 | cap gun | 1 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | confiscated comic book | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #34 | drum of tommy ammo | 206 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #103 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #75 | firebomb | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #76 | fizzing spore pod | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #52 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #20 | gingernade | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #24 | melty plastic grenade | 1 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #77 | mole skin notebook | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #27 | murderbot plasma rifle | 1 |
| #49 | noxious gas grenade | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #51 | opium grenade | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #191 | paint bomb | 1 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #53 | realistic cap gun | 1 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #137 | round blue bomb | 1 |
| #129 | rubber band gun | 1 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #108 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 1 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #38 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #40 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #74 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
| #125 | short writ of habeas corpus | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #49 | skull with a fuse in it | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #135 | space marine flash grenade | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #107 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #126 | underwater slingshot | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #29 | woimbook | 1 |